The war between the Blues and the Reds has been going on for 18 years. Our hero has been sent to the island paradise of Sainte Brique, where an unusually large inflow of fleshhead slaves seems to indicate that the Reds are up to no good...

Though plagued by disruptive relocalizations of DTG Productions' headquarters, Director David Waugh pulled through to release the long-awaited "The Battle of Maldon". "While I debated at length as to whether the film should be produced in the epic poem's original Old English, in the end it was decided that acessibility was paramount," he stated at the premiere. "Our film is to act as a gateway of sorts, a means by which to introduce the layman to pre-Conquest literature. To this end we effected a minimal amount of editing, in an effort to provide an authentic impression of the genre. For those interested, we also provided a version including subtitles from the original poem."
The battle in question happened in AD 991 in Maldon, England, north-east of London. The poem is unfortunately a fragment: the opening and closing lines are lost.

"Educating today's youth is one of DTG's prime raisons d'être," stated CEO and founder David Waugh at DTG Productions' latest press convocation. "DTG anticipates the release of what it expects will be a seminal blockbuster, a reënactment of the Anglo-Saxon poem 'The Battle of Maldon'. One will recall that this is the account of the eponymous struggle between Viking raiders and the English Earl Byrhtnoð that occurred in AD 991," he pursued, thereby putting an end to the rumors that had been swirling for months. "Whether the film will be narrated in modern English or the original Old English is still under revision."

"The world is increasingly dependent on a proactive, virtual approach to consumption," states DTG Productions' CEO, David Waugh. "As a world leader in our domain, we must not merely maintain the status quo but rather harness change to empower our market by utilizing not only such resources as are common in the industry, but more importantly those which permit us to constantly endeavor to redefine our field [...] so as to create an invidious comparaison to our advantage. [...] DTG Productions' new website will revolutionize corporations' and customers' relations to the advantage of both by the principle of comparative advantage."

"DTG Corp. and Cascadeur, Inc. pursue similar, though noncompetitive paths," announced DTG Corp.'s CEO and founder at a recent board meeting. "Increased coöperation is in our mutual interest."

Plans for a merger are underway, but are currently delayed by certain antitrust laws.